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nitrosplicer:

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

museofvoid:

i think men are too emotional to own websites

Okay so twitter went to hell so looks like I’m back hello everb0dy

suenyito:

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

Aw here’s an old video of me playing the ACNH theme with my old hamster, Clementine! Sweetest hamster ever.

I still have about 14,000 followers thank you all for sticking around for so long especially since I haven’t posted shit in years oh yeah time to shitpost

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

some of you are miserable because you’re mean. like you’re just mean to people and things

“why don’t i have any friends” because you are mean

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

Is tumblr still alive? Y’all there? Should I shitpost again?

Hmm